Haggis 


Currently out of stock but can be made to order - Please Contact Us


(Should it be 'Haggi', which we presume to be the plural of 'Haggis', or 'Haggises'? We are open to suggestions  on this one!)

These are our take on the mythical Scottish Haggis - not Burns' 'Great chieftan o the puddin'- race'  but the ones that are sometimes glimpsed roaming around the hills. Legend has it that there are two distinct sub-species - the 'Clockwise Haggis' and the 'Anti-Clockwise Haggis', easily distinguished by the relative length of their legs. Our haggi are the much rarer hybrid variety, better suited to their habits of going straight up and down the hill. These are found in two distinct sizes:

  1. Meikle - hates exercise but loves whisky and has consequently grown to a size that makes a perfect doorstop and is usually legless.
  2. Wee - highly active and consequently much smaller. Hang around all over the place. These are available to order but we cannot guarantee which Clan they belong to and therefore which tartan they wear! Some recent ones are shown below as exemplars.

Approximate dimensions
  1. Meikle: 18cm tall with a girth of 82cm. Weight between 1.2 and 2.0kg.
  2. Wee: 7cm tall with a girth of 22cm. Weight around 20g.
Postage & Packing
  • Unfortunately the dimensions of our Haggi makes them rather expensive to post. Even the Wee ones are too wide to count as a large letter and so have to travel by the same Royal Mail Signed For Second Class Small Parcel service as the Meikle ones! 
  • For postage within the UK, postage & packing is currently £6.70 for both - this is added at checkout.
  • Delivery aim is 3-5 working days. 
  • Should you require a faster delivery, or delivery outside the UK, please contact us for details.
  • Alternatively, if you are local to Lochalsh & South Skye, you can either collect from us or we may be able to deliver. In either case, we will refund the postage charged at Checkout. Please contact us  to discuss.

 Tam Meikle Haggis Door Stop 

Weighing in at nearly 1.9kg and with a heart of stone originating from Camas Malag on Skye, this Thompson Red Tartan Haggis is big and hard enough to keep open (or closed) most doors, even in windy areas.


Sorry - SOLD



 Tam O' Shanter Meikle Haggis 

Door Stop 

A lighter but slightly wilder Meikle Haggis. Weighing a mere 1.2kg, it also has a heart of stone originating from Camas Malag on Skye. This Haggis is best suited to less windy climates.


Sorry - SOLD

 

Wee Haggi

Those below have happily all found homes! However, we are expecting some more in the near future.
Please keep checking back!

 Wee Donald Haggis 

£4.00

Sorry - SOLD

 Wee Hamish Haggis 

£4.00

Sorry - SOLD

 Wee Gordon Haggis 

£4.00

Sorry - SOLD

 Wee Effie Haggis 

£4.00

Sorry - SOLD

 Wee Torquil Haggis 

£4.00

Sorry - SOLD

 Wee Se`oras Haggis 

£4.00

Sorry - SOLD

 Wee Murdo Haggis 

£4.00

Sorry - SOLD

 Wee `Una Haggis 

£4.00

Sorry - SOLD

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